Twister!

Doggie, you are left foot red, right hand blue.
Now I'm right hand orange, left foot blue...

My big fart pillow

Doggie i love snuggling with you.  You are my favorite pillow on tv nights. You are soft, and warm, and cuddly....

Did you just fart??

Wet Dog

That's my brother, he's on a play date.

Look, he's so fast though, he's like a horse!  He can run and jump in the water better than any of the other dogs!  Look, he's totally making that yellow lab eat his farts!  That's right, i said it!  My brother runs so fast the other doggies eat his farts!  

Boo-yah!

Did we shrink?

Doggie?  What's going on?  Where's mommy.  Why are we so small?

Look! It's Mama!

We are looking at the birds today.  This one is named Mama!  Look Doggie, it's Mama!

...

No Doggie, you cannot eat my snacks while I am distracted by the bird who calls herself Mama.

..sigh...

At the tip of long island

Daddy and bath time

This is what happens when Daddy dresses me after a bath.

My pants are on backwards, my shirt is wide open and my hair is a mess...!

Daddy! What am i going to do with you?

Come on in...!

Doggie, you can come in for some coffee, but i have to run out for some quick errands.  Make yourself at home and I'll be right back.  I left a pot brewing on the counter.
Ummm, but... don't put your feet up on the couch.
Thanks

Doggie read to me!

Read me this one, and this one...
Then this one, then this one....

Baby, don't you think you're making a bit of a mess?

Doggie, i want you to read to me.  I want some quality family time together.

Yea, but uh....baby, it's a mess in here.

Doggie, that's what the maid is for.

We have a maid?

Yes, Doggie.  We call her Mommy.

Were you resting?

You've been on your feet all day.  Let me massage your back.
Is this not relaxing?
Why not...?

Our New Home

Baby: Is this our new house?  The backyard is soooo big!
Doggie:  Yes!  Right dad?  Yes!!!!

(Actually this is baby & doggie at the Old Westbury Gardens)

Let's go out to the ballgame

...(before the game)...

Dog: Hey, Baby.  I want to go to a ballgame. 
Baby: Yes, Doggie.  Me too.  I think you can catch a foul ball for me.
Dog: Baby..do they really serve "hot dogs" there?  That's...kinda mean, don't ya think?
Baby:  Yes I know, but don't worry.  No one will buy them while you're there.

...(at the game)...

Dog: Hey, Baby.
Baby:  Yes, Doggie?
Dog: Hot dogs are goooooooodddddddddddddd......

WOOF!