Sunday, December 2, 2012

Dear Santa

I would like a new set of crayons, an unlimited supply of doggie bones for my brother, an auto shipment of flowers for my bunny who went to sleep, an automatic carrot dispenser for the terror tots.

I would also like an empty box, some yarn, construction paper and glue.  And paint, and marshmallows and cookies and an Elmo doll. 

And a new kitchen.

And a track for Thomas the tank.

And...


Thursday, November 22, 2012

Snuggle doggie


And then there were two

Your big sister M went to sleep. The other two, D & A are wondering what happened.  I'm not sure, but i feel like they know something is up.  They may even know she went to sleep.  They say animals can sense these things, they've had the room next door to her for about a decade, after all. 


My bunny went to sleep

W will miss her.



Fall fun

I am happy because i am outside.

I am happy because i am outside and it is beautiful out today.

I am happy because i am outside and it is beautiful out today, and i am wearing a beautiful multicolored outfit that has more colors than the rainbow.

And my doggie is having fun.


Thursday, November 15, 2012

Piano grandma

Grandma you are so talented! Can you play abc song?

Now ba baa black sheep?

Now mary had a little lamb?

Now how much is that doggie in the window?

Doggie do you have any requests?


Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Weekly agenda

I'm so busy i can't even think straight...

Monday-play date
Tuesday- baby yoga at the gym then play date...

Wednesday....

Doggie, where is my lap top?! I need to go digital soon....


I am going places!

This is the moment i figured out how to push myself forward on my train.

Not the DAY, the EXACT MOMENT.

now you will also treasure this moment forever.

I love having my own personal photographer....Mommy, can you get my good aside next time? Thanks. I'll put a little something extra in your holiday gift...


Snuggle buddies!

Baby: doggie, I'm going to sleep now.  Come take a nap with me!

Doggie: baby, I'm not exactly tired yet.  Can't you sleep alone?

Baby: doggie, why on earth would i want to sleep alone when i could snuggle with you and mommy? Geeze, you make no sense sometimes, doggie!


Thursday, November 1, 2012

Amazon

Like mother like daughter and doggie.

Baby: Doggie, what did you order this time, more bully sticks?

Doggie:No baby, i think this one is yours.

Baby: really? I don't remember what it is...


This is my bunny

Baby: Bunny, Are you okay if w play in your room?

Bunny: sure, but don't make a mess.  I can make a mess, but you can't make a mess.

Baby: But bunny, making a mess is what i do...its one of the only jobs i have right now.

Bunny: this is true.  I understand.  So... you want to clean my litter pan then?


Monday, October 29, 2012

Twister!

Doggie, you are left foot red, right hand blue.
Now I'm right hand orange, left foot blue...


Sunday, October 28, 2012

My big fart pillow

Doggie i love snuggling with you.  You are my favorite pillow on tv nights. You are soft, and warm, and cuddly....

Did you just fart??


Thursday, October 18, 2012

Wet Dog


That's my brother, he's on a play date.

Look, he's so fast though, he's like a horse!  He can run and jump in the water better than any of the other dogs!  Look, he's totally making that yellow lab eat his farts!  That's right, i said it!  My brother runs so fast the other doggies eat his farts!  

Boo-yah!

Did we shrink?


Doggie?  What's going on?  Where's mommy.  Why are we so small?

Look! It's Mama!



We are looking at the birds today.  This one is named Mama!  Look Doggie, it's Mama!

...

No Doggie, you cannot eat my snacks while I am distracted by the bird who calls herself Mama.

..sigh...

Friday, October 12, 2012

Daddy and bath time

This is what happens when Daddy dresses me after a bath.

My pants are on backwards, my shirt is wide open and my hair is a mess...!

Daddy! What am i going to do with you?


Thursday, October 4, 2012

Come on in...!

Doggie, you can come in for some coffee, but i have to run out for some quick errands.  Make yourself at home and I'll be right back.  I left a pot brewing on the counter.
Ummm, but... don't put your feet up on the couch.
Thanks


Doggie read to me!

Read me this one, and this one...
Then this one, then this one....

Baby, don't you think you're making a bit of a mess?

Doggie, i want you to read to me.  I want some quality family time together.

Yea, but uh....baby, it's a mess in here.

Doggie, that's what the maid is for.

We have a maid?

Yes, Doggie.  We call her Mommy.


Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Were you resting?

You've been on your feet all day.  Let me massage your back.
Is this not relaxing?
Why not...?


Monday, October 1, 2012

Our New Home


Baby: Is this our new house?  The backyard is soooo big!
Doggie:  Yes!  Right dad?  Yes!!!!

(Actually this is baby & doggie at the Old Westbury Gardens)

Let's go out to the ballgame


...(before the game)...

Dog: Hey, Baby.  I want to go to a ballgame. 
Baby: Yes, Doggie.  Me too.  I think you can catch a foul ball for me.
Dog: Baby..do they really serve "hot dogs" there?  That's...kinda mean, don't ya think?
Baby:  Yes I know, but don't worry.  No one will buy them while you're there.

...(at the game)...

Dog: Hey, Baby.
Baby:  Yes, Doggie?
Dog: Hot dogs are goooooooodddddddddddddd......

WOOF!

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Teach me!

How did you get up there? Teach me!
(in just a few days you expertly climb up and down this couch, as well as the stairs...!)


Mommy will be shocked if

You do not become a veterinarian when you grow up.

Just sayin....


Tea party

"...and then you have to take the tea and pour it.  And then I'll serve the crumpets, and you can put on a hat.  So let's sit over at the table...hello? Hello? Why are you just lying there...sigh....."


Thursday, August 23, 2012

You are my teddy bear

But better because you lick me.

but your poop is really stinky.

And your farts too.

And your breath when you eat your poop.

Overall you're my big, stinky teddy bear.

Maybe i should look into a regular teddy bear doll...who doesn't eat my food...or drool slime all over my head....

Love you doggie!


Good morning stretch!

And the most important stretch of the day...YOUR SMILE!!


Come play with me

Were you sleeping?
Oh sorry..., but actually i really want to play, so can you wake up now and play?

Hello?
Doggie?



Tuesday, August 21, 2012

We know how to share

Sharing is very important. Mommy says so. So does daddy.  You share your slimy toys with me, i wool share my sparking new one with you.

How come my sparking new toys ate all gooey now?


On this day we napped

You love coming up here and sitting with mommy and me.  Mommy gets up and takes pictures of us, as if i wouldn't notice.  I let her because it'll make get happy.

Baby.


Sunday, June 10, 2012

lunch with grandma

w love when grandma comes to town.  we laugh, we play, we eat outdoors in the sun...
a perfect afternoon.



The second row

baby and doggie now share a row In the car.
they both seem happier this way, baby loves doggie so much we think it calms her.  doggie loves his sister so much we think he likes the company.


you are my sunshine

dear doggie
I love hanging outside with you.  you make backyard lounging so much fun.
lets do this again tomorrow.
I love you
love,
baby



Monday, May 28, 2012

little bunnies

this is the day you wanted to play with your bunny siblings.

I think they were a little scared of you.

I wonder why...


nap time for baby and doggie

I don't even remember what you two did that day, that left you both so exhausted.

I suspect baby nursed to sleep, a common occurrence, and doggie took his rightful place sleeping next to her.

my two kiddies asleep on a nice, cushy...floor... so peaceful.  let the bunnies upstairs and it's a little slice of heaven for me.


tall ships festival in greenport, long island

my brother and I are super exhausted after a day at the tall ships festival.  I have to admit, he was kind of a celebrity.  everyone wanted to greet him, pet him, shake his paw.  it was really neat being related to a celebrity.  I mean, how often do you go somewhere and everyone, total strangers even, want to talk to you and give you a hug? 

it was like walking with greatness.