But better because you lick me.
but your poop is really stinky.
And your farts too.
And your breath when you eat your poop.
Overall you're my big, stinky teddy bear.
Maybe i should look into a regular teddy bear doll...who doesn't eat my food...or drool slime all over my head....
Love you doggie!
Were you sleeping?
Oh sorry..., but actually i really want to play, so can you wake up now and play?
Hello?
Doggie?
Sharing is very important. Mommy says so. So does daddy. You share your slimy toys with me, i wool share my sparking new one with you.
How come my sparking new toys ate all gooey now?
You love coming up here and sitting with mommy and me. Mommy gets up and takes pictures of us, as if i wouldn't notice. I let her because it'll make get happy.
Baby.
